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Carolina Cute Cuddly Chicken Cult – Columbia Coop

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I have it on good authority that several prominent University of South Carolina boosters are en route to Malaysia to study the possibility of bringing chicken beauty pageants to members of the Carolina Cute Cuddly Chicken Cult – Columbia Coop.

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Below is a photo from an failed attempt in the 1990’s to promote a mixed species beauty contest. Carolina Chicken Cultists are confident that the new bird-only venture will will be far more appealing to the general public in Columbia.